Alright, so I’m diving into this Saturday deal madness, where July 5 is your golden ticket to some mind-bending offers. It’s chaos, really. Not the apocalypse, but close enough when you glimpse these deals.
First up, Samsung monitors. Can we take a second to appreciate these beasts? The 32” Odyssey G8 is pure eye candy. Like, seriously, QD-OLED panels? They make colors pop like they’re alive. True blacks, they say. I thought I knew what black was before this. Anyway—no, wait. The G9, that 49-inch curved one, there’s no universe where it doesn’t steal the show. Almost two grand usually, but hey, a cool $900 off. Just saying.
Now, that Crucial T500 SSD. A dream for the storage-hungry souls like me. Or maybe you. I mean, doesn’t everyone run out of space? Heatsink and crazily fast speeds, sure, why not? 7,400/7,000MB/s. I read that twice because who knew speeds could even be that specific? Enough to stash your games and then some. By the way—Pete said he’d swap out his old drive in a heartbeat for this.
Assassin’s Creed Shadows, huh? Forty-nine bucks for all that time you’ll spend in shadows and whatnot. Eight out of ten review, if you even care about numbers. Something about sharpening systems. Why am I even highlighting this?
Oh, and Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition for Switch, under eighteen bucks. Heck of a deal considering the heap of extra content thrown in. A whole buffet of chaos before Borderlands 4 shows up to the party later.
Scratch that, let’s talk guides. Metaphor: ReFantazio’s strategy guide is literally a tome. Almost 600 pages. A bit nuts, but maybe worth it? Deep dive into archetypes and those other fancy terms that I usually glaze over. It’s $43.56, if guides are your jam.
Steam sales got RPGs galore. I mean, why does crash Bandicoot cost less than my lunch? Final Fantasy and all. Crazy discounts. I lose track—probably a cunning ploy to drain wallets before anyone notices.
Finally, Donkey Kong. Bananza! No joke, with this hype, you’d think DK is diving to the earth’s center for wishes. A young Pauline tags along. Adorable, isn’t it? Pre-order and ride this hype wave. Amazon’s stop. Or start. Or whatever. You get it.
So yeah, weekend wrapped. Dive in, ignore logic, and perhaps grab something real nice.