Oh man, so the latest scoop from the Nintendo eShop just dropped. I mean, there’s this tidal wave of games for the Nintendo Switch 2 and regular Switch. And, of course, those juicy discounts that always seem to drag me in like a moth to a flame. Every time!
Nintendo eShop Sales
Okay, seriously? The deals this week are wild. I’ve barely scratched the surface, and my wallet is already crying in the corner. Just hit up Nintendo of America’s website if you want the nitty-gritty.
Nintendo Switch 2 Games Out This Week
Two biggies here. Ready?
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Drag X Drive: Sounds intense, right?
- EA Sports Madden NFL 26: Another year, and somehow they keep making that football magic happen. Or maybe not. Depends on who you ask, I guess.
Nintendo Switch Games Out This Week
Where do I even start? Here’s the lineup that’s got my brain doing cartwheels:
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1989 After the War – Out Friday, August 15. Retro vibes, anyone?
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Bendy: Lone Wolf – Same date. Isolated and spooky? Count me in.
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Bubble Wizard IV Saga – Haven’t tried it yet, but I’m imagining bubbles with wizard hats. No idea why.
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Bunkers 1944 FPS – Also dropping on Friday. Feels like we’re jumping into a time machine.
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Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025 – More fun on the 15th. Ever wanted to survive in the wilderness virtually? Now’s your chance!
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Cats in Cozy Rooms – This is just purr-fect. Couldn’t resist. Available Friday, August 15th.
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CORE.SYS – Mark August 20th on your calendar. Why? Why not.
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Crossout Legends – It’s out there. Somewhere.
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Curse Rounds – Sounds dramatic, honestly.
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Cyber AI Defense – Do I need to defend my cyber AI? Probably.
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Cyber Car Seller Simulator – Because life as a car salesman wasn’t digital enough?
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Demons Are Coming! – Yeah, that’s Friday, August 15th. Hide maybe?
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Discounty – A weird name but it’s dropping on August 20th.
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DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper – Just…wow.
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EGGCONSOLE Brandish Renewal PC-9801 – For all your nostalgic gaming needs.
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Escape the Backrooms BODYCAM – Why do I suddenly feel like I need to watch my back?
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GOST of Time – Out on Friday. Just the name gives me chills.
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Hop ’n’ Marty – They’re hopping in on August 15th.
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Hyper Dots – Dots? But hyper. How exciting.
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Iwakura Aria – Sounds mysterious. I like mysterious.
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Kimono Cats – Strutting in style, maybe?
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Learn to Play – Jungle Frog – Also launching Friday. Jungle and frogs. I’m intrigued.
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Mad Skills BMX 2 – Pedaling in on August 15th.
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Mind Over Magnet – The title basically summarizes my daily struggles.
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NanaKnight – Protecting…grandmothers? Probably not, but wouldn’t that be something?
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OFF – It’s here, August 15th.
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Re:Play – Dropping on the same day. Replay? Or play again? Or both?
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Rogue Raccoon – Because raccoons need to go rogue sometimes.
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Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution – Out August 19th. Risky? Revolution? Sign me up.
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Super Darling Panic/スパダリ★パニック – Panic mode: engaged.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown – Heroes in a half-shell do it again.
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TetroMosaic, RacY: AutomatA – Available Friday. Geometric shapes, perhaps?
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Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 & Vol. 2 – Double trouble.
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Tokyo Racer X – Fast and furious in Tokyo. Lives up to the name!
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Tralalero Tralala Simulator – No clue. But I dig the name.
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Yarn Guardians – Protecting yarn since…whenever.
- Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea – Got to love some high-seas action.
Phew! Okay, I feel like I just ran a marathon through Game Land, but hey, it’s a journey worth the trek. Have at it, game folks! Dive in before the offers vanish like yesterday’s snack stash.