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So, guess what? Delta Squad is back! Gears of War: Reloaded is a shiny remaster from Xbox Game Studios and The Coalition. They’re taking us down the nostalgia lane with the original game, but now it’s jazzed up for today’s gaming gadgets. Crazy, right? I remember playing this thing on its ancient hardware – feels like a lifetime ago.
And get this, it’s making its Steam debut. Mind blown. But ere’s the catch (sort of): you need better hardware. Like, if your PC is still from your college days… time for an upgrade, buddy.
Now, let’s chat about what your rig needs. They went and made it all more demanding, so you gotta have the tech that keeps up. Speaking of which, have you ever noticed how PC requirements always jump up faster than we expect? Like, my laptop’s already outdated. Typical.
### Anyway, what’s the deal with the PC specs?
You’re gonna need Windows 10-19H2 or something like that. Processor wise, think AMD Ryzen 3 or Intel i5 Skylake. And memory, yep, 8GB RAM. Graphics? Don’t get me started – AMD Radeon RX 480 or Nvidia GeForce GTX 1650 should do. It’s picky, right?
It’s funny how these specs sound fancy, but really, if you’ve gamed in the last five years, you’re probably good. Or am I just being overly optimistic?
### But do you really know your PC inside out?
Heck, I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone my PC specs. No worries – it’s easy! Hit the Windows taskbar, type “dxdiag”, and boom, there you go. All your system dirt, right there.
### Oh, and maybe you need an upgrade?
Feeling the need for speed? I mean, in terms of gaming, obviously. If your PC’s lagging, it’s cool, there are ways to buff it up. Tons of guides on that. But does anyone actually follow those? Or just me?
### Can Gears of War: Reloaded run on my handheld?
Short answer: yeah-ish. Gaming handhelds are a thing – who’d have thought? They’re like tiny laptops but, you know, handheld. Sacrifice some performance for portability. Makes me think of those trade-offs in life. Like, do I want a salad or fries? Anyway, handholds have their charm, even if they’re not perfect.
### Steam Deck and Other Handhelds?
Thank the gaming gods, Reloaded works on Steam Deck. If it plays nice on one device, chances are it’ll run smooth on the beefier ones like ROG Ally. You know how it is – all these gadgets one-upping each other.
So, while you’re waiting for August 26, 2025 – mark those calendars by the way – you’ll be ready to grab this game on your fave platform. And yeah, it’ll be all up in Xbox Game Pass too. That’s just how things roll now.
Here’s to curbstomping some Locust in higher resolution! Or just getting sidetracked and reminiscing about the good old days.
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