Cabbage Merchant from Avatar Joins Magic: The Gathering

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Alright, so guess what? Team Avatar’s rolling into Magic: The Gathering, and it’s about to get a bit wild. I’m talking about your favorite character from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Yep, you guessed it — the Cabbage Merchant. Or Cabbage Man, depending on what tickles your fancy. I mean, seriously, this guy’s sole purpose in life seems to be having his cabbages obliterated by Avatar Aang and that flying fur-ball, Appa. The guy’s scream, “My cabbages!!!” — it’s legendary. Like, I can almost hear it echoing in my brain.

So, yeah, they revealed his card during this Magic livestream thing on Tuesday. It’s part of the Jumpstart set — kinda like the gateway drug for newbies wanting to learn the game. But don’t be fooled! This cabbage dude has some sneaky abilities packed in. Hardcore gamers might just start scheming around this. Can you believe it? The Jumpstart cards are cool for Commander mode but won’t fly in Standard. Weird little caveat there.

Oh, man, the image they dropped had me chuckling. There’s this pic floating around — like, crystal clear on some HQ level. “Wizards of the Coast” magic at work. Just imagine new cards popping up with Aang, Katara, and our main man, Cabbage Merchant, just chilling there.

And hold on, plot twist alert! Word from the livestream cast suggested we might see more of this fit — yeah, maybe in other card forms or art styles? “We might be seeing more of the Cabbage Merchant on some other art pieces,” they teased. So, strap yourselves in; he won’t always be grinning, apparently. Maybe next time he’ll be… I dunno, frowning? Maybe even smirking? Life’s mysteries, huh?