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Okay, so listen up, gamers! Here’s the deal—I stumbled upon this crazy offer for a game that’s been buzzing in my head like an annoying fly. You know It Takes Two, right? The one that nabbed Game of the Year in 2021? Yeah, that one! It’s like 70%, yes, SEVENTY, percent off on Steam. I can hardly believe it myself—it’s like finding money in an old jacket. But, and here’s where it gets serious, the deal’s ticking away fast. That clock is winding down until August 11. So if you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t played it yet, then… well, what are you waiting for?
I gotta admit, Hazelight Studios hit a home run (or touchdown, if soccer’s your thing) with this one. One moment they were just there, and then—bam! Suddenly, you can’t walk into a room without hearing about them. So, if you’re the sort who loves co-op platformers (or just has fond memories of long gaming nights with friends), this is probably your jam.
The game is a riot. You play as May and Cody, a couple. Not just any couple, though… They’re on the edge of splitsville. But then, plot twist—they’re turned into dolls, and surprise, they gotta navigate through wacky, mind-bending levels of their home. Talk about needing some serious couple’s therapy—via gaming, no less!
And it’s got that local or online co-op magic. Which means, you don’t have to drag someone onto your couch to join the fun, though that’s part of the charm if I say so myself. Levels are wild with unique abilities—you know, like those odd dreams you try to explain to someone and they look at you like you’re nuts. Sap guns, wizard vibes, space boots—you get the drift.
The banter between the couple? Ah, pure gold. Hits you in the feels with all that humor and seriousness mixed up. And let’s not overlook that it’s just $11.99 now—compared to the usual $39.99. I mean, you spend more on random snacks at a gas station at 2 a.m., right?
And now, a slight tangent—multiplayer games are still kinda hot. Yeah, Fortnite and Among Us have had their moments, but It Takes Two, and maybe its sequel whispers, Split Fiction, continue drawing crowds. Maybe it’s the magic of shared screens, or maybe we all just need a break from reality.
Anyway, rambling over—just don’t let this steal of a deal slip through your fingers! Who knows what surprises these gaming sales hold. But for now, this one’s a gem worth snagging.
Oh, wait. Did I mention it’s 70% off? Just saying.