Sure, let’s dive into this whirlwind of Pokémon thoughts—I’m just gonna let it flow like a lazy river of words that somehow makes sense in the end, or not. Let’s see where it takes us.
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Ever play Pokémon games and think, “Wow, I did not see that coming?” Like, some Pokémon just steal the spotlight outta nowhere. But in Pokémon GO, nah, it’s a bit different. They’ve cut down battles to the bone—just made it super simple for everyone, which is cool, but also kinda disappointing. Abilities, Held Items—poof, gone. So yeah, Accelgor and others sorta lose their spice.
There’s this pic of Shelmet in the anime, looking all chill… No idea why that’s related but hey, funny what sticks in your brain, right?
Okay, so there’s a bunch of Pokémon whose main gig is being fast, like freakin’ Speed Racer. But speed ain’t everything. You gotta have killer moves, not just be all quick and zippy. Shelmet evolves into Accelgor, and its insane Speed gets tossed out in Pokémon GO. Sad face. Niantic, if you’re listening, maybe give Speed a comeback tour?
And now—with sparkle—Accelgor again! It just makes me think, yeah, some Pokémon like them should get their mojo back. Anyway, what was I saying? Right! Speed… is it really that vital? Maybe not for everybody, but for some, it’s their thing!
Look at it this way, speed doesn’t have to be just about being the top dog in a fight, right? Imagine if Speed in Pokémon GO could mean eggs hatch faster or you get candy faster while strolling with your Buddy. That’d be cool. Like, Accelgor helping you hatch eggs ’cause it’s speedy. Why not?
Then there’s Speed Forme Deoxys, which sounds like a mouthful, but it’s a monster when it comes to Speed. Like Usain Bolt with extra sparkles.
Anyway—backtrack—speed in Pokémon GO would shake things up, no doubt. It’s one of those things that feels like it’s not on anyone’s to-do list right now, but adding it could make some Pokémon come alive again, ya know? And if history’s taught us anything, Pokémon GO hasn’t shied away from big, crazy changes. Mega Evolutions, anyone? It’s made it this far by taking chances.
Anyway—wait, did I say that already? Well, let’s just say, if they ever decide to give Speed the spotlight in Pokémon GO, a whole batch of Pokémon might just find their day in the sun.
And hey, what’s Pokémon without a little chaos, right?
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Alright, I guess that’s enough tangents for one day. Go out there and catch ’em all—or just… do whatever feels right in the moment.