Experience Sleeping Beside Your Love and Deepspace Husbandos in Version 4.0

Alright, so let’s dig into this whole Love and Deepspace (LADS? That’s what we’re calling it now?) thing. I dove in, half expecting another run-of-the-mill update, but nope, we’ve got this “most romantic” event—Witnessed By Deepspace. It’s like, wow, emotions in space. Who would’ve thought?

So, they dropped this update, and all eyes were peeled for Love Interest #6. Spoiler: didn’t happen. They’ve been teasing us with this shadowy figure’s “coming soon” forever. Meanwhile, we’ve got five 5-Star Dynamic Memories for the current crew. Each love interest gets one. Yay, right? But seriously, where’s number six? People had bets going.

And yeah, if you thought we were getting new storylines, surprise again! Nothing. But hey, grab these memories while you can because they won’t stick around after the event. They’re waving boosted drop rates in our faces like some grand consolation prize. Oh, but finish them and boom—you get a special protagonist outfit. Small wins?

Rewards! We got those. Free 190 pulls, a shiny free 5-Star Memory for Caleb (wasn’t he everyone’s favorite at one point?), and a mountain of gear: wedding dresses, rings, chat bubbles, all the jazzy stuff. Plus, some nifty photo shoot props—because who doesn’t want pixels posing in front of fake backdrops?

Gameplay changes, anyone? They mixed up the roguelike stuff with new maps and mechanics. Also—drumroll—there’s a Hard mode now. Because clearly, some of you find your joy in digital stress.

AR features have also popped up. Take your virtual hotties out into the real world! Maybe they’ll catch you a latte or something. And oh, a Sleep feature. Could be inspired by Pokémon Sleep? You snooze with virtual pals, I guess? Wild.

If you’re just jumping in, we’ve got links and codes scattered all over the place. Let them guide you through this interstellar dating chaos. For the veterans, maybe snag those July codes or catch up on story chapters with our walkthrough. Spoiler-free! Because spoilers are evil, obviously.

Anyway, or maybe that’s not the best way to end this. Whatever. Happy gaming, or something like that.