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So, Warhammer Skulls is, uh, back again, fresh outta the Warp—or wherever it hangs out in its downtime. And guess what? It’s gonna park itself on our monitors pretty dang soon. Circle May 22 on your calendar if you dig that Warhammer flavor of chaos, because it’s when this whole shindig kicks off. News, reveals, discounts—it’s like a carnival for your mouse-clicking hand. Might get a peek at updates on stuff like Space Marine 2, Rogue Trader, and Darktide. But I digress.
It all kicks off with a livestream. Kinda neat—won’t have to sacrifice sleep thanks to a reasonable 5PM BST time. (Pro-tip: Thank you, Nottingham, for not destroying my circadian rhythm.) Rahul Kohli’s hosting, by the way. Guess he’s a familiar face that adds a sprinkle of charm.
Anyway, I bet some of you are just in it for the deals. I mean, who doesn’t love a solid discount, right? Warhammer Skulls might just be your ticket to snag some games on the cheap—like up to 90% off cheap. So maybe hold off on maxing out that credit card unless you really can’t resist the Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC siren call. Just saying.
Man, the whole Warhammer universe is riding an insane wave lately. Space Marine 2 is doing its thing, making waves both socially and financially. And hey, that Secret Level episode about Space Marines? Gold. Plus, Henry Cavill might be brewing something with that Amazon series. The hype train hasn’t derailed yet, so buckle up if you haven’t already.
So, are you gonna watch? I’m curious, drop a line or something. Maybe I’ll catch you in the comments.
