AMD Strix Halo Gaming Handheld Needs External Power — GPD Win 5 Requires Battery Connection or Wall Plug

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So, get this—GPD, the handheld gaming PC folks, just kinda threw out a teaser for their Win 5. I mean, it’s their newest baby and it’s rocking this crazy powerful AMD Ryzen AI Max+ 395. But, honestly, the teaser didn’t show much. Typical. Luckily though, The Phawx on YouTube swooped in with all the deets. They’re saying the thing comes with this huge 80Wh battery you can actually remove. Say whaaat?

It’s like they’re flipping the script on all those gadgets with sealed-in batteries. Swapping out a dead battery for a fresh one on-the-go? Yes, please! And if it eventually gives up on you, just pop by GPD, grab another, and boom—back in action.

Another weird bit? They say the battery’s—I dunno—backpack mountable? Sounds like you can strap it to the console’s back. Or plug it in while it chills on your desk. Kinda neat if you’re on a marathon gaming spree since it keeps the weight off your hands. Counting the minutes until my wrists give out? Maybe not today!

Oh, by the way, besides the Ryzen AI Max+ 395, they’ve got a cheaper model with the Ryzen AI Max 385. It’s not as hardcore, kinda half the spec, but probably enough for some casual button-mashing.

Memory options? They’ve got a bunch: from 32GB to a whopping 128GB. And storage-wise, you decide if a terabyte or even four is more your style. One. Single. Slot. So choose wisely!

And those worried it’d inherit that tiny 6-inch screen from before, breathe easy! It’s got a 7-inch stunner now, running 120 Hz, full HD, with 10-point touch! Which probably means more buttery smoothness in your games and less squinting. And yeah, it’s protected by Gorilla Glass 6. Old news? Sure. But hey, don’t just chuck it in your bag without a case like a savage.

We’re all waiting for this GPD Win 5 reveal happening at ChinaJoy 2025—August 1st. Fingers crossed it won’t cost a kidney. Meanwhile, I guess we all keep playing the waiting game.

And yeah, don’t forget—Tom’s Hardware is spilling the tea on the reg, so go follow them for all the cool gadget goss.

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