Don’t Miss Out: Get a Nintendo Switch 2 at Walmart or Best Buy Before They’re Sold Out

I’m looking at this, and it’s just chaos. Seriously, it’s like Nintendo sprinkled magic dust, and poof, the Switch 2 is just… gone. Like trying to catch a unicorn — have you ever tried that? Probably not, because, you know, not real. Anyway, this console? Everyone wants it. And I mean everyone. Lines, chaos, and people reselling at prices that make you go, “Really?”

Stock pops up randomly like those mushrooms you didn’t plant in your garden. Today a bit at Best Buy, tomorrow a few at Walmart. But blink, and it’s gone. Basically, if you aren’t refreshing your browser like a maniac, good luck getting one. I checked for pickup — nada. Maybe you’ll have better luck.

Now, what’s the deal with this thing? It’s shiny, I guess. Has a 7.9-inch screen, which, why does that matter? I don’t know. But they upped it to 1080p from 720p, so now your Mario looks super crispy. And apparently, when docked, it can do 4K stuff. Tech magic or something.

Quick note, or tip, or whatever you call it: stick to the MSRP. The base console sits at $449 — that’s the golden number, and $499 with Mario Kart World thrown in. If prices start climbing, just wait it out, trust me. Oh, and make sure it’s coming directly from Walmart or Best Buy. None of those dodgy third-party sellers trying to cash in on the frenzy.

And if you’re still in the hunting mood — not for unicorns this time — check out random gizmos and gadgets online. Deals on everything from SSDs to, I don’t know, CPU whatsits. Go wild — or don’t. Who am I to tell you how to live your life?