Ugh, where do I even start? The Nintendo eShop update is here—wait, for Europe, right? Yep, that’s the one. Honestly, scrolling through this list of new games for Nintendo Switch 2 and the regular Switch feels like opening a mystery box. You never really know what you’ll find, huh? And the discounts? A whole rabbit hole. Who doesn’t love one of those?
### Oh, Look! Nintendo Switch 2 Games
First up, we have the Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition dropping on Friday, June 27. Nostalgia hit hard? Yep, same here. Remember those virtual pets? I swear, they used to beep at the most inconvenient times.
### Now, for the Regular Nintendo Switch Lineup
Where do we even begin? A Bibelot: Y-Break—whatever that means—maybe a deep dive into a hobby or something… Against the Storm sounds intense, like dodging metaphorical weather or something real-life tense. And then there’s Agarta. Am I supposed to know what that is? No clue, but it’s on the list!
An Aisling comes across as dreamlike. Or not. You know how titles are sometimes just misleading? Then there’s Anvil Saga. What even is an anvil saga? Little story about blacksmithing?
Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon, what? Is this even a thing? Apparently! And Architect Life: A House Design Simulator—design the dream house you’ll never afford, probably.
As for Bambas!, which hits on Friday, June 27, well, I hope it’s as fun as it sounds. Or maybe not. Depends on your expectations, right?
Bee Flowers: Save The Garden and Block Party DX! have that “weekend chill vibe” unless you hate bees and parties, I guess.
Here comes BMX City Run on Friday, also the 27th (big day, huh?). Something about speeding through a digital city… ah, freedom.
Weirdest name award goes to… Bullets & Brains. Dark, kind of? Or just catchy. You decide. But how about the Cozy Garden Simulator? Sounds like my kind of day. Crayons, dinosaurs, and some Cult vs Gal action—it’s a whirl.
Meanwhile, there are Dungeons of Paint (Friday’s the day for this one too), Duo Games, and those EGGCONSOLE Mado Monogatari numbers, right? If you know, you know. Exo-Calibre’s up next. Should’ve been about knights, I’m thinking, but who knows really.
Fast Striker EX sounds like something out of a late-night infomercial. Gotta love those quirky names. Floor Plan Puzzle? Did someone say amateur home improvement? Probably not.
There’s a Flower Shop: The Complete Story—’cause, why not?—and a Front Mission 3 Remake for the throwback enthusiasts.
Hole Digging Master—I kid you not—is an actual thing? Find the fun in digging, they say. How 2 Escape: Lost Submarine sounds like déjà vu. Anyone else feel trapped by life sometimes? Just me?
And on it goes. Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook. Try saying that five times fast. Klaus Lee – Thunderballs. Don’t even ask; I have zero clue what that’s about.
A pair of Korean Drone Flying Tours catching your fancy? Or maybe a classic legend like Saint George?
Then there’s Locomoto (we often veer off track, don’t we?) and Masala Drive which probably isn’t about spice—I think.
Merge World Alchemist, Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout… feels like brain exercise. Not sure mine’s up to it.
Oirbo and Once Upon A Puppet—fairy tales, maybe? Who doesn’t love those?
Pixel Game Maker Series Princess Pomu and the 5 Moons—longest name award? Pro Roulette, set for Friday the 27th, better win you some luck.
Retro Drive: Revamped sounds like it’s here for nostalgia. Ruffy and the Riverside, Stasis, maybe an adrenaline trip?
And are we at the end yet? Not quite! Sugoi Girls: Dragon Love—I won’t pretend to know what this entails! Super Sucker, live from Saturday the 28th, possibly vacuum-related?
Supermarket Simulator 2025. Hear those cash register beeps? Could catch on. Sushi vs Burger Race—choice of champions?
One last trip to Tamagotchi Plaza. Almost forgot that was coming!
Well, Until Then and Unwording round us out. Why are games so full of surprises these days?
Finally (phew), Zombie Scream and Zombies Overloaded, just as everything goes all Undead World. ‘Cause who doesn’t love a good zombie crisis mop-up to end the week?
