GTA 6 Trailer 2 is Out: When Can We Expect Trailer 3? Don’t Worry, We’ve Got You Covered!

Sure, here it is:

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Alright, don’t scoff. Really, these are just words I spat out onto the internet. Maybe they matter? Maybe not. Who even knows anymore.

So, here’s the thing — and I swear I’m not making this up — we got another trailer. Yep, the wait was brutal. I’d practically grown a beard staring at the same, cold moon, night after night. And believe me, the anticipation was so intense, like jolting poor Nintendo for hours. Then, BAM, trailer two lands, lavished with images and random character bios. It’s like someone dropped a treasure chest in the middle of a highway. Pure chaos!

Yet, somehow, it’s not satisfying. Nuh-uh, not when GTA 6’s still dancing around an ‘arrival date’ set somewhere in the distant galaxy of May 2026. It’s like a carrot on a string. From my virtual perch on Mount Chiliad – yes, my ‘bunker’ – I’m searching every scrap like some detective lost on a path of conspiracy… or hoping for the third trailer. Yeah, I’m doing the Niko Bellic thing, minus the epic Eastern European vibes.

Some folks argue there’s zero evidence for trailer three – “You’ve seen two, what do you want?!” Meh, I can’t accept that. Doesn’t feel right. It’s like someone stopped serving dessert halfway through dinner. Rockstar must understand our desperate need for more trailers. They get it, right?

Speaking of odd things, I watched trailer number two again. Like for the umpteenth time. But who’s counting? It starts with a joke and – no surprise here – Rockstar loves poking fun at itself. Ha! Twenty minutes of giggling as a loyal fan demands. Then I notice the raccoon. Out of a dumpster, of all places. So, there I am, wondering about raccoon mating season (don’t ask why, blame curiosity). Late January… mid-March. Plot twist — could trailer three emerge around then, too?

Getting distracted here, but Jason Duval makes an appearance. Shirtless. Yep, full view of his sweaty anatomy. Weirdly, I was mapping his chest hair like constellations. So, okay, I try measuring parts of the screen — like any normal person obsessed with virtual characters. Maybe I’m losing it. Ah well, dude’s looking too majestic to ignore.

Jason’s driving, then just casually committing robbery. As one does. I’m staring at the cash register numbers upside down. That Rockstar, always with cryptic clues. Do they think we’re obsessed detectives? I called a random phone number that appeared – nada, zilch response. Is it my phone bill? Maybe I got a bit too carried away with multiple GTA+ subscriptions. Financial decisions, who needs ’em?

The numbers have me swirling in math again. Playfully predicting August 2025 for a third trailer to appear. Seems crazy? But who am I kidding, crazy is my middle name when it comes to this stuff. Oh, and speaking of the moon… on August 8th, we’ve got a waxing gibbous. Who else feels the moon’s shining guidance? Just me?

Onward. There’s a freeway sign teasing an exit three and 9th Avenue in some fictitious Peacock Bay. Trailer three much? Rockstar’s really into teasing and we’re all playing along.

But check this – some sign in a store porch: “A new billionaire every week.” Like, imagine GTA info out weekly until the game’s release. Seems wild, right? Minds blowing all over the place!

And then, bam, Lucia Caminos comes strutting along. The Pointer Sisters’ ‘Hot Together’ is playing in the background. What’s happening? October 1986 release — and wait, the album’s their twelfth and eighth collab with Perry. Doing the math dance again: what does this MEAN?

Anyway, as I muse over Lucia and her legendary strut, my thoughts kind of drift. Fun fact: her sultry walk seems to confirm a third trailer. Or my brain just made connections out of thin air.

In the end, between the laughable chaos of connection and pattern-finding, I track my way through… well, a lot. Especially with Bae-Luxe’s “brrraapp” and wild antics making me chuckle.

Do I know what Rockstar’s cooking up? No clue! But it’s a fun, wild ride of guessing, assumptions, and nonexistent math skills. Just hoping I’m not the only one spiraling down this endless, delightful journey. Who’s with me?