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So, here’s the thing—Father’s Day is like, right around the corner. Seriously, it creeped up so fast, didn’t it? Anyway, if you’re anything like me, you procrastinated until the very last minute. Maybe wasn’t the best idea, but hey, we’ve still got some deals to snatch on Saturday, June 14. Why 14th? Just roll with it.
Wizard of Legend 2 – this game’s like, there. Waiting. All mysterious. Saw a picture once, couldn’t get it out of my head. I mean, why the hat? Anyway…
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle – Premium for less? Shaving $20 off the price, what’s not to like? Comes with that Order of Giants DLC or something. Mahjong? No, that’s not it.
Magic: The Gathering and Final Fantasy mashup – Two worlds collide! And Amazon’s got it. If you don’t know Magic yet, like seriously? It’s been around forever. Anyway, grab the Starter Kit if you’re new. Collect those cards like they’re candy, yum.
Now, Nintendo Switch OLED, you’ve got my heart. It’s like finding a unicorn, but it’s $249.99. My neighbor won’t shut up about it; pretty sure he’s hoarding them. Colors that pop, almost like real life. Can you believe that?
Then there’s this Dan Da Dan anime season Blu-ray steal at $24.49. I couldn’t stop watching it back in ’24. Anyway, it’s a riot. Quirky alien stuff. You get the vibe.
What’s next? Apple AirPods Pro 2 for $169, of course. They play magical tunes straight into your brain, all while blocking out Aunt Judy’s lectures about being “fiscally responsible.”
Oh, and LEGO fans, Ahsoka’s Duel on Peridea is hanging out there just waiting to be snapped up. For $43.99. Build it, crash it, build it again—whatever floats your boat.
Now, pre-orders madness with Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter—Nintendo, PlayStation, the classics. Remakes, reboots, whatever you call them. Jump in if you wanna relive old-school vibes.
Plus, Donkey Kong Bananza is finally up for pre-order. I’ve been dreaming of this one since I was chasing high scores on some arcade machine with sticky buttons.
Last but not least, Darkest Dungeon II for $20.75 – it’s a moody one, just like my teenage self. New token system—fancy, huh? Beats the price at $29.99, tho.
And boom, just like that, deals rolling in like waves on a sandy—you get the point. Snag ’em while they’re hot, or cold, depending on your AC settings.
