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Hey, so, here’s the scoop. You want the happy stuff or the bummer first? Let’s be optimistic: Helldivers 2 took a massive swing on the battlefield, racking up a mind-blowing two billion Illuminate takedowns. But—plot twist—they couldn’t save Eagleopolis. Sound the tiny violins.
Imagine this: tons of Helldivers parachuting in to rescue Super Earth from these Illuminate dudes. Spoiler alert: not enough. One of the Mega Cities got crushed, and yeah, Eagleopolis is toast. Hug your SEAF buddy—like, seriously, offer a shoulder—and maybe watch a Leviathan surf vid? I dunno.
Anyway—wait, did I already mention this? The last big defense push just wrapped up this morning, post the Heart of Democracy update. Nailed the billion-kill mark. You’d think it’s chill time, right? Wrong. Arrowhead gave us the “Hey, Eagleopolis is now a wreck” speech through their latest MO briefing. Talk about a buzzkill. Tattered shopping centers everywhere, a miserable reminder for Super Earth. Slightly dramatic, no?
So yeah, one Mega City down. Still some left though—like, six? The war isn’t over, folks. Gotta chase off this Illuminate armada or whatever. I mean, they’re totally determined to hold onto what’s left of Super Earth… while people obsess over fan art of SEAF trooper buddies. Priorities, I guess?
“Illuminate is at 49% strength,” Arrowhead says, like it’s a gamified weather report. Mega City defense is full throttle. Incoming Helldivers, doing the night shift to keep the Illuminate guessing. Thinking about launching 20 million successful mission extractions now. Just picture that fleet’s health bar dwindling invisibly. Avengers, assemble—Eagleopolis needs a pep talk, like, yesterday. Maybe check the fan forum while you’re at it. Solidarity or… fan art? Who knows.
Anyway, are you also tearing up over Eagleopolis? Feel free to vent your feels below.
