Every week, it seems like Sony just dumps a truckload of stuff onto the PlayStation Store—like, am I the only one trying to keep up? There’s something for everyone: PS4, PS5, PSVR, and even the PlayStation Plus crowd gets in on the action. Honestly, there’s a part of me that thinks they do this just to see if anyone’s paying attention.
### North American Update? Yeah, let’s dive in.
#### June’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup
Alright, so here’s what they’re throwing at us this month. Alone in the Dark for PS5 lands first—cue spooky vibes. Then there’s Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. Not gonna lie, I just like saying that one. And hey, we’ve got Destiny 2: The Final Shape for both PS4 and PS5. Maybe I’ll finally figure out the shape–my guess is probably a triangle or something. And for the ballers, NBA 2K25. Hoop dreams alive and well.
#### PSVR Games
Strangely silent. Hmmm…
#### PS4 & PS5 Games
Okay, this list is bananas. Aeon Attack? Sounds kinda cosmic. The Alpha Wolf? I don’t know, it stands out. Maybe ‘cause I secretly think wolves are awesome. And then there’s Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS. Talk about a name that grabs you by the—uh, spine? There’s a game called Crime Scene Cleaner, which makes me wonder if it’s encouraged to make a mess only to clean it? Oh, and Boxstacker—talk about childhood nostalgia. Remember stacking boxes just because?
And that’s just me going through a few. There’s also stuff like Wizard of Legend 2—because one wizard clearly wasn’t legendary enough. And something about flying spaghetti which just makes me hungry. Anyway, if I mention every title, we’ll be here ‘til next Tuesday.
Next up is the European Update, but who’s got time for that when there’s all this to digest? Maybe I’ll check it out later—unless I get sidetracked by, you know, life or something.
