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So, you ever feel like you’ve totally mastered a game, only to think, “Wait, there’s gotta be more, right?” Enter New Game+! All that hard-earned stat goodness stays with you, and now you’ve got these throwback goals from the old-school games. Sounds like a wild mix of Pro Goals, Expert Challenges, and who knows what else. It’s kinda like trying to juggle what you know with what you totally didn’t see coming. Like making sense of spaghetti that’s somehow still tangled.
Now, those Pro Goals — man, they’re nuts. You’ve got this whole Platinum Score to chase, and it asks for these crazy environmental tricks. And don’t even get me started on the C-O-M-B-O thing. Ever try to nab all the letters in one go? It’s like a weird dance, only the floor keeps moving. Expert Challenges test your everything — speedruns, score battles, gap combos. Basically, you’re always on your toes, if that makes sense. Or maybe it doesn’t. Anyway — wait, no — where was I?
Oh yeah, Solo Tours. Here’s where you’ll really see what you’re made of, skating as every character on the roster. They say variety is the spice of life, right? Well, each level tosses in base goals, Pro Goals, more loot, and even fresh S-K-A-T-E letter spots. You know, to keep things interesting. Or annoying, depending on your mood.
Okay, let’s wrap our heads around Multiplayer. You got cross-platform, your private spots, local play – the works. Up to eight friends (or strangers) kicking around in these game modes, HAWK mode being the new kid on the block. Imagine hide and seek but with letters. So, you skate around a map, dropping H-A-W-K like breadcrumbs. Maybe stick the H where no one looks… Or fail and watch them swoop in and grab ‘em all.
Then there’s the classics. Nothing beats a good ol’ Multiplayer Free Skate. And remember modes like Trick Attack and Score Challenge? It’s like slipping into a pair of old sneakers — kinda comforting, even if they pinch a bit now and then. Set scores, time limits, and just go. Horse and Tag still hanging around too, for those who like their games with a side of friendly rivalry.
Don’t forget Trick Attack, where it’s all about top scores. Score Challenge? Be first, be fast. Combo Mambo’s about landing the biggest combo before time’s up. Graffiti – basically tag with flair. Or chaos. Maybe both.
Speaking of chaos — or not — let’s talk Quality of Life stuff. There’s this Voice Chat thing, toggle it with this button if talking is your jam. Streamer Mode skips those naughty tracks (for the kids, I guess?). It swaps ‘em with some funky originals. Extra tracks, yay!
Last but not least. Create-A-Park. Make your wildest dreams or something totally mundane. Up to you. And there you have it, a whirlwind tour of whatever madness this is. Now, go skate! Or don’t. Who’s judging?
