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So, it’s the weekend! And you’re probably looking for some killer deals, right? I went digging and here’s what I found for May 3rd — buckle up, it’s a bumpy ride.
### Monster Hunter Wilds for $54.99
First off, Monster Hunter Wilds. It’s kinda ironic, right? This game is huge in 2025. Grab it on PS5 for $15 less at Woot. Weirdly enough, it’s the friendliest monster game for beginners. They even slapped on a Focus Mode. In my game world, it’s an 8/10 — sure, they smoothed out some rough patches, but where’s the edge?
### 11th Gen iPad for $299
Next, the iPad — 11th gen, no less. Save $50. It’s got an A16 chip, which sounds cool, I think. Use it with all that Apple stuff like the Pencil. Not the Air or Pro, though. Just this one. Decisions, decisions.
### Pre-Order Ghost of Yotei Now
Ghost of Yotei, oh boy. Pre-order time on Amazon! We’re talking 1603 Hokkaido, because—why not? Play as Atsu, hunting revenge for your family. They’re keeping details under wraps, but guess it’ll walk the Tsushima talk. Or not.
### Visions of Mana for $34.99
Visions of Mana. Just dropped this August. Finally a new Mana game, two decades later — like a mythical unicorn. It’s $35 now. You get an RPG on its modern feet, and let me tell you, it’s a mind-bender with those class systems.
### Xbox Series X for $479.99
Brace yourself: Xbox Series X is price-hiking by $100 to $600! But hey, $479.99 on Amazon right now! Your wallet will thank you later, maybe.
### LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga for $10
LEGO and Star Wars, the dynamite duo. For just ten bucks on PS4 — what a snag, right? Navigating galaxies, collecting characters? Count me in. The sheer scale is LEGO madness.
### Super Mario Party Jamboree for $44.99
Lastly, Mario Party. It’s getting a fancy Switch 2 version for 80 bucks. Why? Anyways, upgrade or stick with the classic Switch copy for $45 at Woot. Might as well save the cash for some real party snacks!
So there you have it. Deals galore, little adventures everywhere. It’s a kind of week where you buy stuff, maybe you forget later, but for now, it’s shiny and new.
