Okay, so, last week flew by and somehow I totally missed Super Xevious in the Archives. Dunno how that happened, but here we are. Anyway, let’s talk about something kinda wild happening in Japan. They’re bringing back Tokimeki Memorial — like, what?! But wait, Switch 1 Direct might totally steal the spotlight. High on Life’s the one to watch — the brains behind it? Yep, the same guy who did Rick and Morty. He kind of had an exit that’s hard to forget. Let’s just say his personal life got, uh, complicated.
Oh, and here’s a thing — Friday’s got Spiritfall, and I noticed the EggConsole shifted to PC-98 with Rune Worth. If you don’t speak Japanese, good luck playing that one. Oh, and Europe’s getting all prep-y with pre-launch sales for Switch 2 on the eShop. Hitman: World of Assassination is the trivia answer? Go figure.
North America
High on Life ($39.99/USD. C$51.99). Dropping on Tuesday. Are you in?
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 is next up, ‘cause why not sail through that chaos for $29.99/$41.99?
Captain Blood arrives, slashing its way at $24.99/$34.99 on Tuesday. Let’s see how bloody it gets.
Chaos Galaxy 2, just chaos, for $19.99/$24.99.
Spiritfall ($19.99/$25.99). See you Friday. Maybe?
Dunk Dunk: Not just noise, it’s $14.99/$19.99 worth of b-ball fun.
The Abandoned Planet, chilling at $14.99/$14.99.
Bearnard ($14.99/$21.37). Friday feels bear-y exciting, or…?
Date With A Psycho Killer Girl. What a title, huh? $14.90/$19.90 — romance isn’t dead yet.
Merely if you’re feeling gutsy, Date With A Serial Killer. Same kinda love story for $14.90/$19.90.
Game Builder Tycoon, dreaming big for $9.99/$14.05 on Wednesday. Build those dreams, buddy.
Cleaning clothes in Laundry Simulator 2025 ($7.99/$11.00). Do it! Friday’s launch.
Feelin’ competitive? World Cup Soccer 2026 for $7.99/$8.99 and all the glory. Also Friday.
Oh, Trash is Fun — nope, not sarcasm. Just $4.99/$6.49 of pure fun, I guess?
Amid chaos, there’s magic in May 4 sales — especially Star Trek: Legends at like 67% slashed till May 18. Trek fans, where ya at?
Europe
High on Life is €36.49/£30.49. Tuesday it is, mark the calendar!
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2, another treasure at €29.99/£29.99.
Captain Blood (€24.99/£22.49) on Tuesday. Ready to slice?
Spiritfall (€18.99/£16.99), catch us on Friday. Hopefully not literally.
Bearnard, making Friday fuzzier at €14.99/£12.49
Oh, Truck Simulator 25! €12.99/£12.99 — drive into chaos on Tuesday.
Ninja Fight on Saturday — all stealthy for €1.99/£1.99
Japan
Tokimeki Memorial Forever With You Emotional (yep, that’s the full title). Pricey at ¥6600, but hey, nostalgia’s expensive.
And in the mix, Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 comes in at ¥4350. Got your virtual tickets?
Captain Blood: Wednesday attacks for ¥3499. Blood, guts, and a side of drama?
Momibosu, no clue what that means, but it’s ¥1780. Could be fun, I suppose.
Ellphaser, surprisingly budget at ¥499. Budget blow or hidden gem?
Korean Drone Flying Tour Garorim Bay at ¥240, taking off soon or just buzzing around?
Phew! So, that’s the rundown. I think. Or was there more? Nah, let’s just stick with this for now. Might check back later — or get distracted by something shiny. Who knows?
